The COVID-19 Post

One of the really cool inventions of Dungeons and Dragons is the alignment system. One axis is Good, Neutral, Evil while the other is Lawful, Neutral, Chaotic. There are 9 possible alignments. Alignment diagrams of various flavors are kind of common on the Internet. The current COVID-19 pandemic prompted me to make my first D&D-themed Internet meme.

If you didn’t know, I’m Chaotic Good. So, I’ve advertised my services on Nextdoor as “Have isopropyl – will travel”. Of course, that’s a play on the “Have gun – will travel”. Just your basic cowboy helping people in need. So what makes me actually useful?

  • ~10 years of sterile technique in a laboratory setting
  • Nitrile gloves
  • A spray bottle filled with isopropyl alcohol
  • Paper towels

My plan is to do random stuff for random people without spreading COVID-19. How’s that going to go? I don’t know, maybe something like this?

“Here are your groceries. I’ve sprayed and wiped everything down with isopropyl alcohol. Take care and don’t hesitate to call if you need something. Also, your son with the Mustang, he can’t drive for shit. We’ll fix that later.”

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